Neuroscience Enthusiasts Pillows

Brain

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Spindle Neurons

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Free-Floating Anxiety

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Human Brain

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

How information mingles in our brains

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Well, we got the grant."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'