Neuroscience Geek Pillows

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Jurassic Pork

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Are we there yet?"

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.