Neurodiversity Enthusiast Pillows

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Spindle Neurons

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Reign Man

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

Brains

Replacements for Extinct Animals

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

Uh, I'll be right back - I just have to notify the authorities about something.

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

Frog Umbrella

Brain Charger

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

Jump 4 Amnesia.

"Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms."

Lobes of the Brain.

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

Gay adoption

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'