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Brain

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Human Brain

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

How information mingles in our brains

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Well, we got the grant."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'