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Evolve at your own risk

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Ascent of Machine.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Best before 65 million BC.

Jurassic Pork

Quantum Psychic

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...