Science Geeks Pillows

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

Make your own bottled water.

"Why do leaves change color?"

'The beef has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

'Teenagers'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

'I don't like the look of tonight's Aurora.'

"Diet, exercise, evolution and a positive mindset."

"He wants some to put in his school report."

'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.'

'I hate those foreign imports!'

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

'Your species has lost the use of its tail: How can you call that evolution?'

"Lab-grown?"

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

The World's Smartest Dog

Water seeking its own level

Static Caravan

"I just learned that is a double-blind study, which means they're actually studying the lab assistants who are studying us. It's time to be irritatingly unpredictable!"

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

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"And the winner for the most improved is... Fish with feet!"

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

'There he goes, flaunting his opposable thumb again.'

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"Check out the centre parting."

Fluffy, the Galileo of the lemmings, with his stopwatch.

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

'At age 47, Thomas Edison tried to forget everything he knew, in an attempt to become a second Thomas Edison.'