Science Geeks Gifts

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

Make your own bottled water.

"Why do leaves change color?"

'The beef has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

'Teenagers'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

'I don't like the look of tonight's Aurora.'

"Diet, exercise, evolution and a positive mindset."

"He wants some to put in his school report."

Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'

'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.'

'I hate those foreign imports!'

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

'Your species has lost the use of its tail: How can you call that evolution?'

"Lab-grown?"

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

The World's Smartest Dog

Water seeking its own level

Static Caravan

"I just learned that is a double-blind study, which means they're actually studying the lab assistants who are studying us. It's time to be irritatingly unpredictable!"

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

tbt

"And the winner for the most improved is... Fish with feet!"

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

Air's kinda chilly. Bet it's warmer tomorrow. The evolution of procrastinators.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Maybe we should try to evolve after the ice melts.