Science Nerds Gifts

Evolve at your own risk

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

The Age of Reptiles. . .

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

Best before 65 million BC.

Quantum Psychic

Jurassic Pork

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...