Science Nerding Gifts

"We've made a spectacular breakthrough. . . I think."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Cliff Notes

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"Nasty sunburn."

Why giraffes hate winter

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Corporate Greed.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.