Science Nerds With A Twist Gifts

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

Charles Darwin

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"My first Father's day!"

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'