Science Nerds With A Twist Prints

Ascent of Machine.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

"Why do leaves change color?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Charles Darwin

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"My first Father's day!"

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"Caution: this drug cases dizziness in mice, gastrointestinal problems in rabbits, headaches in chickens, photo-sensitivity in monkeys, drowsiness in hamsters..."