Chemistry Nerds Gifts

Shampoo dissolves a washer's head.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Sexual chemistry set

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Science Fair Judgements

Naked Mole Rat

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Vaccine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Nasty sunburn."

Charles Darwin

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Free Radicals.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....