Chemistry Nerd Gifts

Free Radicals.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Sexual chemistry set

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Science Fair Judgements

Naked Mole Rat

Vaccine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Protoplasm

Charles Darwin

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Nasty sunburn."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....