Chemistry Enthusiast Gifts

'No, I said my name is Dr Gofman. G as in glucose...'

Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'

The American experiment.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"The world has run out of magnesium!"

"Have you come across any of the rate earths - praseodymium, gadolinium, dysprosum - stuff like that?"

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'

'Good work, Spitzkopf, but you're supposed to say 'Eureka,' not 'Gotcha.''

Confusion in A Jar.

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Sexual chemistry set

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Carbon Dating - 'Now let me see, we can do a one night stand with 2 oxygens, a long weekend with 4 hydrogens or a same sex carbon orgy.'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Laboratory- risk assessor

A man and a woman click together.

Elements

'Elements' sports team

"Please pass the sodium propionate."

'No Sinkins, it is NOT 'what a policeman gets for a night shift' . . .'

The Great Chemical Novel.

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'