Chemistry Lover Gifts

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

scientist

Science And Society 1923

'Face it, Nathan - Although there is chemistry between us, it's like the dangerous combination of boron and plutonium.'

'Don't forget - keep the potassium chloride in a separate container.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Glub Glub Glub.

'Steroids haven't helped my game, but I'm doing much better on my chemistry tests.'

"We hope to make antibiotics, interferon and diagnostic products, but just to be on the safe side, we're starting out with a line of shampoos."

"Chemistry class is a blast. The firemen just left."

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"I'm a gas!"

"I keep finding more stuff people can't afford."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Raptures

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

Exit only.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Science Fair Judgements