Love Chemist Gifts

Pheromones.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Barman In Love.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Science And Society 1923

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"It's not what you think."

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"God's Gift to Women?"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

Evolution of love

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."