Love Chemist T-Shirts

Pheromones.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Barman In Love.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Science And Society 1923

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"It's not what you think."

"I had half a date last weekend."

"God's Gift to Women?"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."

Trick questions...

It's a shared responsibility... you're not right and I'm not wrong.