Love Alchemist T-Shirts

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Barman In Love.

"I thought we had chemistry, but he turned out to be acid."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Pheromones.

Real Estate Personals

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"God's Gift to Women?"

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"It's not what you think."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Evolution of love

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'