Emotional Alchemist T-Shirts

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Master Mum

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Comedy and tragedy masks

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Feel better, dear?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Barman In Love.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."