Mental Alchemist T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that celebrates the mental alchemist in your life—wear their creativity and innovative spirit on their sleeve with these clever, inspiring designs.

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'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.' mockup

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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X-ray Psychology.

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"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry." mockup

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

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'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.' mockup

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.' mockup

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

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'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.' mockup

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

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'It's an experiment to stop time.' mockup

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

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Prawn Amend

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"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down." mockup

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

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'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?' mockup

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

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'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.' mockup

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

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"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails." mockup

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

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'Think outside the seed.'

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'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.' mockup

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

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Brain Sunrise

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"I feel we're making progress."

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'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.' mockup

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

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Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

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'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?' mockup

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

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'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.' mockup

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

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"Garbage in, great books out."

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"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them." mockup

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

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Alcohol Ingredients

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Brain and heart sweep away the negative mockup

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!" mockup

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

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"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective." mockup

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

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Scientific Tea.

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'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.' mockup

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

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"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils." mockup

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

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"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics." mockup

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

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"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art." mockup

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

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"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol." mockup

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

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Mental Alchemist T-Shirts Collection

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Mental Alchemist Prints

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