Mood Alchemist T-Shirts

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Barman In Love.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Medical Cabinet

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"I feel we're making progress."

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Master Mum

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"Uh-oh!"

Rainy Days

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"You can cast a pall in there."