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'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"You can cast a pall in there."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Out of Sorts

Man at desk with emoji photos.

"For some reason I just feel a little 'blue' today!"

Rainy Days

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."