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'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"You can cast a pall in there."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Out of Sorts

"For some reason I just feel a little 'blue' today!"

Rainy Days

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."