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'He ignored the mood swing, and went straight for the mood slide...'

"Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial. Tomorrow will find a clearing of anxiety followed by a sunny disposition."

"Morning brings boundless optimism. By lunch it's quiet consternation. Around 5 he just mutters under his breath."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

Florist.

"What's it all about?"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"She's not very good at defending herself, but she does very well at identifying her feelings."

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

"Uh-oh!"

Twig, do you

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Rainy Days