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I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

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The Map of the Human Heart

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

The Wishing Well

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'He's never there for me.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Florist.

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"You seem very remote."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"What's it all about?"

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel