Mood Navigators Gifts

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Surfing the daily stress

The Map of the Human Heart

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

The Wishing Well

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'He's never there for me.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Florist.

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"What's it all about?"

"You seem very remote."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'