Mood Swing Navigator Gifts

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Bipolar bear.

Psychotic mood swing.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

Rainy Days

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Pissed-off hour.

"You can cast a pall in there."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

Angry Hour

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

"You and your mood swings"

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

The Post-Menopause early warning system.