Mood Swinger Gifts

The Smiley Face at home.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Bipolar Bear.

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

Angry Hour

Psychotic mood swing.

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Pissed-off hour.

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Thursday is the new Friday

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Bipolar bear.

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

Mood Swings

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

"You and your mood swings"

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'