Mood Swing Surfer Gifts

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Psychotic mood swing.

Bipolar bear.

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Pissed-off hour.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

"You and your mood swings"

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

Angry Hour

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

'I think you should know that I have a dark side.'

'I hate Mondays!'

"She's having mood swings."

Rarrr!!! - 'Nice try.' - 'Rar!' - 'You win.' - 'I know.' -