Mood Surfers Gifts

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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Mood Swings.

Back to school.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Hot Cross Bun

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

Alf and Misery Guts

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

Rainbow violin surfers

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Rainy Days