Mood Lifters Gifts

Back to school.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"I heard today that you can gain weight if you're unhappy."

The day the stock market went UP.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How Optimism Works

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

Alf and Misery Guts

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Psychotic mood swing.

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."