Mood Lightener Gifts

'Must you always be so negative.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Clancy: Happy Hour

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

The day the stock market went UP.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Mood Swings.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Hot Cross Bun

Alf and Misery Guts

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

The Incredible Skulk

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."