Mood Lightener Pillows

'Must you always be so negative.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Clancy: Happy Hour

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

The day the stock market went UP.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Mood Swings.

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

Hot Cross Bun

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

Alf and Misery Guts

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."