Mood Lifters Pillows

Back to school.

"I heard today that you can gain weight if you're unhappy."

The day the stock market went UP.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How Optimism Works

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Alf and Misery Guts

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Psychotic mood swing.

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Bipolar Bear.

Vacuuming Up the Mood

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."