Mood Booster Advocate Pillows

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

You are what you eat!

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

allovertheplace.com

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Automatic Reply: Thank you for your email. I will be emotionally unavailable until further notice.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.