Mood Booster Pillows

"Would the gentleman prefer an antidepressant?"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

The Goodmood Blimp

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Happy thoughts...

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Eliminating bad energy

"Your get up and go has gone..."

"I think someone needs a nap."

Mood swings

'Lighten up!'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

I feel happy

Winter depression.

"Whatever he's having!"

"Boy, you're all bubbly. I'm feeling a bit drained myself."

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'

'You've, um... really been on the warpath lately.' 'I know. Sorry I'm so snippy and cranky these days. I think I'll check myself into crab rehab.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

Hey, it's not a zero-sum game, you know --- everybody can have a good day.

"Alexa, give me three reasons to get out of bed today."

Dancing with your hands up

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Studies show that people who allow art into their lives can substantially reduce their dependency on selective seretonin reuptake inhibitors."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'