Mood Improvement Pillows

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Back to school.

Medical Cabinet

How can we improve our health?

"Mush on."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"Is something bothering you?"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'Lighten up!'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

The Art Lover

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

I feel happy

"Whatever he's having!"

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'