Mood Pillows

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Feel better, dear?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Medical Cabinet

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Mush on."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'Manic depression research centre.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Grump Horse and Rider

'He cries when the News is sad!'

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?

Brain cloud

Don't walk while cross.

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

Disinterested George

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'