Mood Management Pillows

"Mush on."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Noise Pollution

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Mood Swings.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Medical Cabinet

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Human mood

"Is something bothering you?"

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Grump Horse and Rider

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."