Mood Management Mugs

"Mush on."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Noise Pollution

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Mood Swings.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Medical Cabinet

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Hot Cross Bun

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Is something bothering you?"

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Human mood

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Grump Horse and Rider

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"