Morning Mood Manager Pillows

I guess it's gonna be one of those days.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Noise Pollution

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Mood Swings.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"Mush on."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

Alf and Misery Guts

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

Hot Cross Bun

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Human mood

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

I know what you mean

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.