Morning Mood Manager Gifts

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Noise Pollution

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Mood Swings.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"Mush on."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Hot Cross Bun

Alf and Misery Guts

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Human mood

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."