Little Mood Managers Gifts

Mood Swings.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Noise Pollution

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Medical Cabinet

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"Mush on."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Alf and Misery Guts

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

Hot Cross Bun

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Is something bothering you?"

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

Human mood

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"