Little Mood Managers Gifts

Mood Swings.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Noise Pollution

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Medical Cabinet

"Mush on."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

Alf and Misery Guts

Hot Cross Bun

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

"Is something bothering you?"

Human mood

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.