Music Mood Manager Gifts

Noise Pollution

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Mood Swings.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Mush on."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Alf and Misery Guts

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Watch it... the boss is in a crappy mood."

Hot Cross Bun

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

Human mood

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Hangry

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."