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Noise Pollution

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Mood Swings.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"Mush on."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Alf and Misery Guts

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Human mood

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

Hangry

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Brain cloud