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"Guess I'm having one of those days."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Office Ergonomics.

"Have a good weekend!"

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Mood Swings.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Mush on."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"Is something bothering you?"

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Human mood

'Nahhhh ...work stress didn't kill me. It was the chicken salad at the company picnic.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Self-portraits

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"