Mood Swing Master Pillows

BEWARE woman with PMS

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

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'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Is something bothering you?"

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

Bipolar bear.

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'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

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'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

"One More Swing."

This time of year always gets me down."

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."