Mood Swing Specialist Pillows

"You and your mood swings"

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

"Is something bothering you?"

Psychotic mood swing.

Bipolar bear.

Human mood

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

"Period of compete oscillation of pendulum..."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

Pissed-off hour.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

"So much of what we know is still theoretical."

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Angry Hour

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'