Mood Swing Specialist T-Shirts

"You and your mood swings"

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"Is something bothering you?"

Bipolar bear.

Psychotic mood swing.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Human mood

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"Period of compete oscillation of pendulum..."

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Pissed-off hour.

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

"So much of what we know is still theoretical."

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

Angry Hour

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"