Mood Swing Sympathizer Pillows

How's it going? - 'Rarrrrr!!!' - 'Ah... time of the mon-' - 'I'll be back with the table.' -

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Bipolar bear.

Psychotic mood swing.

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Pissed-off hour.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

Angry Hour

"You and your mood swings"

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'

Bah Humbug!

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'

'I think you should know that I have a dark side.'

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

'I hate Mondays!'

"She's having mood swings."