Mood Swing Admirer Pillows

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

Bipolar bear.

Psychotic mood swing.

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Bipolar Bear.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

I feel happy

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

Hissing booth Free hisses

Pissed-off hour.

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

Red Whine

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

The Grumpometer.

Angry Hour

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

"You and your mood swings"